VETS WON’T OPERATE ON GRIZZLIES

 

Vets won’t operate on Grizzlies

Without allaying anaesthesia fears

For the very simple reason that

There is safety in Numb Bears

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS

Some people are like clouds

In strange kind of way

Because when they fuck off

It becomes a beautiful day

I HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL PET

 

I have a very unusual pet

He’s a Madagascan Chameleon

But he can’t change colour

As he has a reptile dysfunction

I SEE GENTLY FALLING SNOW

 

I see gently falling snow

Through a picture window

Dusting the evergreens

Into perfect winter scenes

OLD SNOWMEN

 

If you don’t know this

Then I think you oughta

The name for old snowmen

Is simply Water!

WHEN FROSTY DISAPPEARED

 

When Frosty disappeared

It really left people in a muddle

But Frosty the Snowman

Vanished in May so he’s a puddle!