Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Saturday, 15 February 2025

I HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL PET

 

I have a very unusual pet

He’s a Madagascan Chameleon

But he can’t change colour

As he has a reptile dysfunction

I SEE GENTLY FALLING SNOW

 

I see gently falling snow

Through a picture window

Dusting the evergreens

Into perfect winter scenes

Wednesday, 31 July 2024

OLD SNOWMEN

 

If you don’t know this

Then I think you oughta

The name for old snowmen

Is simply Water!

Sunday, 3 January 2021

WHEN FROSTY DISAPPEARED

 

When Frosty disappeared

It really left people in a muddle

But Frosty the Snowman

Vanished in May so he’s a puddle!

I HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL PET

  I have a very unusual pet He’s a Madagascan Chameleon But he can’t change colour As he has a reptile dysfunction