SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS

Some people are like clouds

In strange kind of way

Because when they fuck off

It becomes a beautiful day

I HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL PET

 

I have a very unusual pet

He’s a Madagascan Chameleon

But he can’t change colour

As he has a reptile dysfunction

I SEE GENTLY FALLING SNOW

 

I see gently falling snow

Through a picture window

Dusting the evergreens

Into perfect winter scenes

OLD SNOWMEN

 

If you don’t know this

Then I think you oughta

The name for old snowmen

Is simply Water!

WHEN FROSTY DISAPPEARED

 

When Frosty disappeared

It really left people in a muddle

But Frosty the Snowman

Vanished in May so he’s a puddle!